Category: Garage Sale
Hi all,
as you know I own several disobedient hespanic creatures and a few random beings.
I am looking to sell them or just seeing if there is any offers out there.
we'll start with the Corpse-Grinder AKA Carloss:
a bit like a duke box his musical talents stretch a long way and he is extremely entertaining. he'll sing on command or play the drums on a cold sunday morning just to entertain you. Like all of a Latin culture is extremely noisy, messy and a little mental after a few taquila's.
Next we have the PimpedOutBarney AKA Anibal:
this little love machine will keep all your love and romance needs in check. whether its's to sing you a gentle song to sleep or a poem to enrage your sexual organs. He has all the answers, dances on command but do not leave cake around this little beast will eat it like a fucker.
next I have the Game AKA Jose/joseph:
a dedicated sports fan he'll keep watch on your chicken wings, order pizza to great effect and know which NFL player is fucking up when ever. he does like to shout out hank at rest times...
Finally for now we have the E-Z AKA Juan:
this one is the true Mexican pet. extremely lazy, hard working and loves to monitor the alcohol. I say monitor I mean drink till it runs out and blaims a Cuban. How ever he is handy when it comes to computers and knows the differents between a floppy drive and a cd rom.
thanks and all sensible offers welcome
lmao, what the hell?
Just roflmao! Trust you Joe to come up with this.
How much you going to pay me to collect your junks? lol
lol, nice one!
ehh.
I'll buy them all for a dollar. so 25 cents a piece. I could use some entertainment. lol
I'll trade Music_Richie for all of them.
are you willing to take food stamps?
Oh no. Why would you want to waste your food stanps on those four when you could actually get something good for them--like chips and chocolate, and steak. ugh. lol
If you are willing to bear the maintenance, why sell them? Why not make more money in the long run by renting them out? Maybe on a weekly basis like beachfront property.
Just speaking as the opportunist here.
hahahaha Anthony, that is a very good trade lol. :P
Lmfao. That is not what I was expecting when I read this topic. That's what I get for taking him seriously. Lol
Can you take a check? or can I do the credit card exchange?
Yo, Joe... would you be willing to accept Tesco Clubcard vouchers? How 'bout Sainsbury Nectar Card points?
I'll take a cheque for joseph. Juan would have to be cash in hand. the other 2 I am putting out to rent only...
do you have a good credit rating Jodesi?
I can offer you £16 in Nectar Card points and £10-ish in Tesco Clubcard vouchers... oh, and £30 in Boots vouchers... otherwise, I have no cash.
OMG hahahahahahahahahaha! lmfaooo Joe! Thanks for the laugh, I'm dieing overhere. I wasn't expecting this, lol! :D
we have a deal westy, you get the game and e-z for this. I'll chuck in the tequila girl to... she is latina I think... enjoy your purchase
I feel bad for whoever got "The Game"...lol